GREENWICH THEATRE

A satirical, comical farce about AMEXA: The Robot Politician and her journey into British politics.

A brand-new musical adaptation of Beauty and the Beast, featuring an astonishing cast of actor-musicians and an unforgettable original score with its musical roots in ...

Porridge Boy, a new musical by Irish singer-songwriter, Brendan Shelly (The Cold Head, Chrome Yellow), has its world premiere at Greenwich Theatre on 23-26 May.

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Mirror, mirror, on the wall, don’t miss the fairest pantomime of them all! Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs  ...

CC4K CHRISTMAS CRACKER ’23 All the fun of Comedy Club 4 Kids with a Christmas twist. Expect the finest  Christmas Cracker jokes ,  tinsel tomfoolery ...

CC4K CHRISTMAS CRACKER ’23 All the fun of Comedy Club 4 Kids with a Christmas twist. Expect the finest  Christmas Cracker jokes ,  tinsel tomfoolery ...

Experience an exceptional lesbian love story between a white and a black immigrant through a fusion of live and digital theatre. Become a passenger on ...

Combining upbeat  original music  with thought provoking  comedy  and  stories ,  We Are What We Overcome  is one man’s journey to good mental health via ...

THE COMEDY OF ERRORS By William Shakespeare Cartoonish capers in Shakespeare’s funniest farce! Two sets of  shipwrecked twins  – who lost their doubles years ago ...

JULIETTE BURTON: NO BRAINER We’ve all got a brain, although some work better than others. Juliette’s brain was broken and, in attempting to fix it, ...

WAR OF THE WORLDS (ON A BUDGET) Step aside HG Wells, take a break Jeff Wayne, go back to your trailer Tom Cruise, Lamphouse is ...

CRIMES ON CENTRE COURT Presented by New Old Friends in association with MAST Mayflower Studios Lord Knows the chair of The Whombledun International Invitational Tennis Tournament ...

Abelard Giza, a Polish comedian, actor, and writer known for his sharp wit and observational humor. Giza first gained popularity in  Poland  in the early ...

Greenwich Theatre brings together a company of astonishing actor-musicians, and maybe a few ultra-talented birds, for this toe-tapping revival of one of the best loved ...

ABIGAIL’S PARTY London Classic Theatre present ABIGAIL’S PARTY by Mike Leigh Directed by Michael Cabot It was 1977, the year of skin-tight polyester, the Queen’s ...

GRUBBY LITTLE MITTS: HELLO, HI GRUBBY LITTLE MITTS ARE BACK! Grubby Little Mitts presents the sequel to their award winning debut with a brand new ...

VINCENT RIVER BY PHILIP RIDLEY, PRODUCED BY GREENWICH THEATRE Anita flees her home, haunted by grief and shame. Davey has witnessed something he can never ...

THE RED ROAD RESPONSE Presented by Gutter Street  A new multi-arts event where writers share their original work, inspired by short stories from the world ...

In 2002, John Osborne won a competition on John Peel’s Radio 1 show. His prize was a box of 150 records. This storytelling show is ...

Did she suffer from amnesia? Was it a publicity stunt? Or was there a darker secret involved? Agatha Christie  was one of the  greatest thriller ...

PIAF TO POP Christine Bovill’s award-winning Paris established her reputation as one of Europe’s finest interpreters of French song. In her new show, she travels ...

You are the Sun  is a very first opera for babies and grownups that explores the magic of nature. Combining the joy of gentle  classical ...

EMMA By Jane Austen Join the critically-acclaimed Pantaloons Theatre Company for a riotous Regency rom-com! Meet misguided matchmaker Emma as she tries to play Cupid in this  ...

EMMA By Jane Austen Join the critically-acclaimed Pantaloons Theatre Company for a riotous Regency rom-com! Meet misguided matchmaker Emma as she tries to play Cupid in this  ...

Join us in supporting and developing new work in the Greenwich Studio Theatre with this free Work In Progress performance. Get a chance to meet ...

THE DUMB WAITER & A SLIGHT ACHE BY HAROLD PINTER, PRODUCED BY GREENWICH THEATRE Both  The Dumb Waiter  and  A Slight Ache  were written by ...

THE LOST FEATHER The magical, musical, sensory Cart is wheeling its way across the UK, delivering Oily Cart’s unique brand of multi-sensory mayhem, designed for ...

THE MESS AROUND BY GUTTER STREET Come on down to ‘Gutter Street’s Mess Around’ A quiz night for creatives Join us for an evening of  ...

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND NEVER AGAIN SINCE They call him a monster. They call her his wife. Owen and Sarah haven’t seen each other ...

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE – THE PARTY! Molly and Bingo the puppy are having a birthday party and, best of all, you’re invited! ...

DRACULA THE BLOODY TRUTH ‘Dracula: The Bloody Truth’ is a theatrical retelling of Bram Stoker’s classic novel. It will expose that the events recorded in ...

Deep in the heart of the Norwegian Forest live the trolls – big trolls, tiny trolls and a Nosy Little Troll who has an amazingly ...

PEPPER & HONEY So, what is “home”? That’s the question Ana, a young Croatian woman, poses as she settles in the UK. Ana has been ...

PEPPER & HONEY So, what is “home”? That’s the question Ana, a young Croatian woman, poses as she settles in the UK. Ana has been ...

By John Godber, Presented byBlackeyed Theatre, in association with South Hill Park. Directed by Adrian McDougall. Hilarious, high energy  and  full blooded ,  Teechers Leavers ...

“To be free is very sweet” When one woman tells of her extraordinary journey to overcome the  brutality of slavery , she becomes a beacon ...

UNKNOWN REALMS The world we once knew is becoming one we have yet to understand… Rooted in African and contemporary culture, ACE dance and music ...

PROFESSOR SLUG’S HOUSE OF BUGS Professor Slug is an eccentric expert on invertebrates who helps bugs out with their buggy problems – and you can ...

PROFESSOR SLUG’S HOUSE OF BUGS Professor Slug is an eccentric expert on invertebrates who helps bugs out with their buggy problems – and you can ...

Armed with a backpack full of Pop-tarts and a hunger to tackle climate change, Priya and Lou, embark on a covert expedition into the wild. ...

THE BUBBLE SHOW JOIN MR. BUBBLES WITH HIS EXTRAORDINARY SOAP BUBBLES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES!  The Bubble Show is a unique blend of  magic, ...

DINOSAURS AND ALL THAT RUBBISH One small step for man, one giant pile of rubbish left behind! Man’s dream to reach the stars leaves the ...

King Reginald, ruler of the Kingdom of Fa La La, likes to keep in style… Closely advised by Bernard the Keep of the Royal Cardigans ...

THE LITTLE MERMAID An Underwater Musical Adventure! It’s time to make a splash and join Ariel; her father, King of the Seven Seas; Ursula, the evil sea witch, and ...

CURIOUS INVESTIGATORS Scribble and Clipboard have a job to do: sort the recycling. But Scribble keeps finding new things to investigate. When she discovers a ...

Roll up! Roll up! Join us for ‘The Greatest Show On Earth’ as KD Theatre Productions & Harlow Playhouse present their brand new production ‘Goldilocksand ...

ANIMALS! The animals are gathering. But one species hasn’t turned up, and it’s the species which has been causing all the trouble. Something’s got to ...

ANIMALS! The animals are gathering. But one species hasn’t turned up, and it’s the species which has been causing all the trouble. Something’s got to ...

An extraordinary journey through a busy forestExperience a story told from the perspective of an acorn; the hectic forest floor, thrumming underworlds, and dazzling heights ...

Scheherazade tells stories…exhilarating stories full of fun, danger, wonder and passion…but will it be enough… Can her stories save her  life?.. With their stylish brand ...

When all of his friends go away, Norman Price decides to find adventure in Pontypandy… Norman becomes the star of a visiting circus. But with ...

Steve Tiplady,  as Geppetto, uses the objects of a carpenter’s workshop to tell the tale of the puppet that wants to be a real boy, ...

SCIENCE SAVED THE WORLD This year saw Science lead the way in getting our lives back to normal. Now, the UK’s favourite science team are ...

He’s dead, and it’s her job to prepare and present his body for his family’s final goodbye. She often imagines what each person’s life was like. ...

WE ARE WHAT WE OVERCOME By Matt McGuinness Combining upbeat  original music  with thought provoking  comedy  and  stories ,  We Are What We Overcome  is ...

WE ARE WHAT WE OVERCOME By Matt McGuinness Combining upbeat  original music  with thought provoking  comedy  and  stories ,  We Are What We Overcome  is ...

So, what is “home”? That’s the question Ana, a young Croatian woman, poses as she settles in the UK. Ana has been on a journey. ...

FOUR FREAKS FROM IOWA BY STUART MITCHELL-SMITH In 1893, four sisters from a farm in Iowa embarked on a journey that would lead to them ...

SEUSSICAL BASED ON THE WORKS OF DR. SEUSS Seussical   is a fantastical, magical, musical extravaganza. All our favourite Dr.Seuss characters are lovingly brought to life. The  Cat in ...

Will you participate? Will you be manipulated? Will you listen? Will you really listen? With  no rehearsals ,  no director ,  a different actor each ...

A VAMPIRE STORY BY MOIRA BUFFINI “People will believe the most fabulous tale you can tell.  It’s the one they secretly long for.  It must ...

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND NEVER AGAIN SINCE They call him a monster. They call her his wife. Owen and Sarah haven’t seen each other ...

(IN) GOOD SPIRITS No later than 1990, though somewhere outside of time, four unknowing spirits occupy a derelict stately home somewhere in England. Each day ...

THE GOOD WOMEN It’s the 1960s, the world is changing. Protesters take the streets for equality and against the Vietnam war, hippies celebrate free love ...

FOX They call me Mum. Everyone calls me Mum now. Or Mummy. I had a name before. Where did that go? Inspired by true events, ...

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL BY TOM STOPPARD With razor sharp wit and humanity,  Rock ‘n’ Roll  catapults us into the wild months of the Prague uprising of 1968.  It races through the years that ...

SCISSORS BY CHRIS BUSH A former rock star inherits a derelict factory in Sheffield and wants to turn it into a thriving music venue. No, ...

THE RAGGED TROUSERED PHILANTHROPISTS Adapted by Neil Gore from the book by Robert Tressell, directed by Louise Townsend Neil Gore , presents a  one-person  version ...

TWEEDY’S MUSICAL MAYHEM TWEEDY-the comedy and slapstick legend and star of Gifford’s Circus, Cirque Berserk and the Cheltenham Everyman pantomime returns in a brand new ...

Following our 2019 Offie Award winning Sleeping Beauty and our 2021 nomination for The Queen Of Hearts, Robin Hood will once again see the return ...

Mr CHARLES DICKENS presents A CHRISTMAS CAROL After sold out shows in 2019, European Arts Company returns to Greenwich Theatre with A Christmas Carol as ...

This festive season, European Arts Company are bringing their acclaimed adaptation of A Christmas Carol to historic UK venues, starring John O’Connor as Charles Dickens. ...

THESE HILLS ARE OURSCo-commissioned by Leeds Playhouse, Beaford Arts, Eden Project, Lancaster Arts and Shoreditch Town Hall with support from arts depot Do you ever ...

What does it mean to be female? Mother, carer, the weaker sex? Think again.Whether investigating murderous meerkat mothers, same-sex female albatross couples, philandering female monkeys, ...

Imagine waking up to find a turtle bathing in your bathtub, an orangutan bouncing on your bed and a jaguar creeping through your kitchen! But ...

The Bobby Kennedy Experience studies the life of the most famous man never to become President.Robert Francis Kennedy, or Bobby as he was affectionately known, ...

Were going on a bear hunt. Were going to catch a big one. What a beautiful day! Were not scared.Following hugely successful runs at Little ...

A castle looms dark and foreboding over a small mountain village. Inside, Dr Chekhov, the brilliant and reclusive scientist, works in secret.Having previously thrilled audiences ...

A NEW BRITISH MUSICAL BY SIMON SPENCEROur story follows the journey of two sisters Peggy and Janet in their search for happiness. Fighting against their ...

The Big Issue & RoughHouse Theatre present Unknown, A Play About Homelessness by Dougie Blaxland*From the creative team that won the National Campaign for the ...

VOICES FROM WINDRUSH Civic Award Winning Arts Charity, Global Fusion Music & Arts bring a unique production ‘Voices From Windrush’ to Greenwich Theatre. It focusses ...

It is the Valley of Fear, the Valley of Death. The terror is in the hearts of the people from the dusk to the dawn.After ...

Presented by Blackeyed Theatre, in association with South Hill Parkby Sir Arthur Conan DoyleAdapted for the stage by Nick Lane It is the Valley of ...

Igor Kwiatkowski, unmatched in his imagination and parody skills.He has been surprising for years with new stage creations. First, in the Paranienormalni cabaret, then for ...

TIGER LADYA STORY OF GRIT, LOVE AND DANGER.Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to a true tale of excitement, danger and claws!Mabel Stark the queen of the ...

Blindness isnt sexyyet.Megalomaniac Blind talent manager Tim wants to rebrand disability. Is ambitious but nave Blind influencer Ross his golden ticket? Expect glittered-up canes, Blind ...

Dreaming of an escape to the country?Complete with an original folk-rock score performed live by the actors themselves, the Jupiter Theatre company invites you to ...

BABY BEAR FOR 0-18 MTHSJoin Baby Bear as she explores nature and wildlife in an uplifting, beautiful and comical theatre production.Baby Bear doesnt want to ...

BABY BEAR FOR 18MTHS+Join Baby Bear as she explores nature and wildlife in an uplifting, beautiful and comical theatre production.Baby Bear doesnt want to venture ...

Greenwich Theatre presents Treasure Island By Le Navet Bete and John Nicholson, Directed by James HaddrellOrphaned teenager Jim Hawkins, left in the careless care of ...

Greenwich Theatre presents An Intervention by Mike Bartlett, Directed by James HaddrellTheyve always been best friends. Well, friends anyway. Do grown-ups really have best friends? ...

Greenwich Theatre are delighted to present, our belated 50th Anniversary Gala Night!Like so many we missed a birthday during covid, actually a few including a ...

THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLARFOUR TIMELESS STORIES BROUGHT TO LIFE IN ONE DELIGHTFUL SHOW.Dive into Eric Carles bright and colourful world as his beloved stories are ...

Catch That Beast! is a magical, deliciously silly show exploring how we interact with wild things.Directed by award winning director Nel Crouch, also of The ...

Just like a normal comedy club but kids are allowed in!Since 2005, the Comedy Club 4 Kids has been getting the best stand-ups, sketch acts ...

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARESad that Shakespeare hasnt written anything new for over 400 years? Well, hold onto your doublets, ruffs and trunk hose. The Bard is back!With ...

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARESad that Shakespeare hasnt written anything new for over 400 years? Well, hold onto your doublets, ruffs and trunk hose. The Bard is back!With ...

THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE KNEW TOO MUCHBy Voloz CollectiveWes Anderson meets Hitchcock meets Spaghetti Western in this multi-award-winning, intercontinental, inter-genre, cinematic caper of accusations, ...

THE TIGER WHO CAME TO TEAA MUSICAL PLAY ADAPTED AND DIRECTED BY DAVID WOOD BASED ON THE BOOK BY JUDITH KERRDirect from the West End, ...

A rollicking night of cabaret storytelling about post-natal depression??!!Ten years ago, Chloe started writing a show. It was RAZAMATAZZ. It had a clown, and songs, ...

An ancient feud, two powers at war, a surprise arrival how will Didos story end?Carthage is divided between the powerful Queen Dido and her nemesis ...

Join us at Greenwich Theatre for the book launch of Sir Bob Scotts memoir: Win a Few, Lose a FewIn the intimate surroundings of our ...

GRAEME HALL THE DOGFATHER LIVE ON STAGEThe hugely popular and accomplished Graeme Hall (Channel 5s Dogs Behaving (very) badly) is bringing his wisdom, charm and ...

The Spice Girls of improv return with their five star, sell-out, totally improvised musical comedy Notflix. Inspired by audience suggestions the all-female cast improvise the ...

Paris, written and performed by Christine BovillWhat do Autumn Leaves, What Now, My Love? and My Way all have in Common? They all began life ...

Heart thumping with oxygenised blood,adrenalin flooding every little bit of meand every little bit of meis every little bit of the field in front of ...

The Little Princes goodnight kiss has gone missing. Its escaped into the forest where it has no business to be, so the brave and fearless ...

By Virginia Woolf The award-winning creators of Christmas Gothic, Female Gothic, Austens Women, and I, Elizabeth return with a twenty-first century take on Virginia Woolfs ...

The three Gunwallow brothers from St Day are in a bit of bother. Slims scrapyard business has gone pear-shaped, while Dwayne owes money to some ...

THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST LONDONS BA (HONS) DANCE: URBAN PRACTICE DEGREE COURSE IS PROUD TO PRESENT THEIR 13TH YEAR ANNUAL COLL!DEThe event showcases the high ...

The award-winning Travelling Light presents Vixen, an original story by Matt Grinter about a young girl who is turning into a fox.Saffi is 11 and ...

Join the founders of LV3 and special guests for the barbering seminar of lifetime!@CHRISANDSONSUK X @LV3PRO@AROD23PR @JAYNOURI @MARKGAYE_ @CAL_NEWSOME @R.BRAIDExpect to leave this masterclass with ...

The three Gunwallow brothers from St Day are in a bit of bother. Slims scrapyard business has gone pear-shaped, while Dwayne owes money to some ...

Based on the clothworkers strike in Leeds, 1970. Join the extraordinary Women of Harehills to celebrate their quirks, pain and triumphs and stand with them ...

THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDENick Lanes thrilling adaptation of Robert Louis Stevensons dark psychological fantasy, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll ...

Do you have an imaginary friend? A little piece of mischief only you can see?Sophias imaginary friend is called Mr. Whatsit. No matter where Sophia ...

THE GRUFFALOJoin Mouse on a daring adventure through the deep, dark wood in Tall Stories magical, musical adaptation of the classic picture book by Julia ...

Let me meet you a tree. What can you see beneath the blue sky as summer floats by?Meet me a Tree is an interactive first ...

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARESad that Shakespeare hasnt written anything new for over 400 years? Well, hold onto your doublets, ruffs and trunk hose. The Bard is back!With ...

Michael Frayns Alarms and Excursions takes a hilarious look at societys tortuous relationship with modern technology. Exposing how comically baffling new fangled machinery can be ...

A celebration of queerness and not fitting in.Harry explores their autism and their sexuality, and how these intersect with their class identity, growing up in ...

There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. Graham GreeneChristine threads her remarkable journey in the world ...

The subject matter of each individual short play is deliberately diverse with their ensemble of performers taking on a number of roles on and off ...

Geneva. 1816. Victor Frankenstein obsesses in the pursuit of natures secret, the elixir of life itself. But nothing can prepare him for what he creates. ...

Desperate to pass her Final Exams, Faina sets off on a perilous expedition to find the legendary Snow Beast. With help from her owl assistant ...

The vibrant solo play, Jarman, written and performed by Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope, Howerds End) and directed by renowned cabaret performer Sarah-Louise Young ...

A mighty spirit is about to reawaken. Yours.Derek Jarman: film-maker, painter, gardener at Prospect Cottage, activist, writerhis influence remains as strong as it was on ...

If you remember with happy nostalgia, the Two-Tone era of the early-eighties, or perhaps the Ska and Bluebeat vibes, imported from Jamaica and blasted out ...

SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT UBU DID TERRIBLE, BLOODEROUS THINGSBehold the tale of UBU! He likes power so much he refuses to give it back.UBU! ...

Searching for hazelnuts, Mouse meets the cunning Fox, the eccentric old Owl and the high-spirited Snake. Will the story of the terrifying Gruffalo save Mouse ...

We are delighted to announce the triumphant return of the Greenwich Theatre pantomime. The Queen of Hearts will see the fantastic return of writer, director ...

Mr CHARLES DICKENS presents A CHRISTMAS CAROL After sold out shows in 2019, European Arts Company returns to Greenwich Theatre with A Christmas Carol as ...

From silly mid-on or silly mid-off. From bat and pad or a leading edge. You can gratefully catch Mark Butcher and his band in the ...

Lady Chatterley welcomes her husband, Clifford, home from a war that has left the world in tatters. And sadly, nothing feels the same as he ...

The greatest danger to the British people is not among the enormous fleets and armies of Europe. No. It is here in our midst, close ...

Join Pegasus Opera on a musical voyage as we celebrate Black History Month. Enjoy the rich sounds of opera and song as we journey through ...

A Play About Homelessness by Dougie Blaxland Intimate, extremely moving and wonderful performances.Listed as a readers favourite theatre of 2020 byThe GuardianHarrowing stories eloquently told ...

We are delighted to welcome the return of Steve Richards to Greenwich Theatre with his Rock N Roll Politics Show.Could there be a better time ...

Adapted by Anthony Clark from the novel by Carlo CollodiDirected by James HaddrellWhen a childrens game of hide-and-seek leads to the discovery of a talking ...

A thrilling adventure set in an alternative history of England, The Wolves of Willoughby Chase tells the story of two brave and determined girls as ...

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep,And cant fall asleep without them!Watch the adventures of Bo Peep unravel as she tries to rescue her woolly ...

We are delighted to welcome the return of Steve Richards to Greenwich Theatre with his Rock N Roll Politics Show.Could there be a better time ...

Join an adventurous young girl and her seafaring father as they reimagine the story of a tiny snails incredible trip around the world, inspired by ...

From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. ...

THREE SHORT PLAYS BYCARYL CHURCHILLABORTIVE, SEAGULLS, THREE MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTSDirected by James HaddrellFeaturing Paul McGannCelebrating 50 years since Caryl Churchills short play Abortive was broadcast ...

Once again, the best comedians from the UK and international circuit head to the Greenwich Theatre stage to do what they do best but without ...

On a moonlit road, a lone woman is running.Throughout history, hundreds of women are running too.This two person dark thriller part storytelling, part live theatre ...

Youre a bad influence And youre a bit you know weirdTwo strangers stand in an office car park. They fight. Then they go for dinner.A ...

On the 15th October 1987, the absent-father of all storms was about to vent apocalyptic fury upon the south-east corner of the Kingdom of United. ...

The British Empire was trying desperately to hold on to its colonial possessions by any means and the foul would often override the fair.Nigerian Tunji ...

They say Im meddling in the foreign affairs of the United States Government. Now, thats too bad, cause Im going to have to continue to ...