What If They Ate The Baby? at Soho Theatre

There are three rules every housewife knows: never return a dish empty, always have dinner ready by the time he gets home, and some things are best kept under the table. After all, you never know who’s listening.

You’ve heard whispers of absent husbands? Missing children? Spaghetti recipes? Or was it scones? You just can’t trust everything you hear through the walls these days.

A queer clown reimagining of the 1950s American housewife through the lens of paranoia, surveillance, and bodily autonomy.