“I say, you haven’t taken the pith, have you old boy?”
CANONBIE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: The new HARDCASTLE & BLOOM Mystery...DON’T TAKE THE PITH
Written by Peter Rae – Directed by Helen Bang
Two beloved returning characters…
A colonial outpost…
A missing talisman…
A tentative peace with the local tribe
&
Lots of stuff that isn’t all worthy and important…
A Brand-New JEWEL-HEIST – GHOST STORY – FARCE!
HOT on the heels of last-year’s HIT DEBUT PLAY at the Drayton Arms, An Absolute Farce of a Murder Mystery (5* reviews & FINALIST Best Comedy London Pub Theatre Awards), Canonbie Productions presents This Season’s HOTTEST* Play.*(Yes, a pun).
Set in the year Nineteen Hundred & Somerset Maugham, noted psychic Lady Susan Bloom & self-proclaimed ‘wit, rake and raconteur’ Lord Sebastian Hardcastle are summoned by The Crown to the colonial island of Not-Borneo. (It’s not a million miles away from Borneo, but it’s somewhere you definitely haven’t been and so you’re entirely unqualified to criticise our depiction of non-Western European civilisations).
The talisman of the local tribe has gone missing – and the list of suspects is made up of a bunch of hilarious and excellently-defined characters: is it Lord Peter Meur, head of the British Outpost, or his wife, Lady Fleur de Meur? Could it be an inside-job, orchestrated by powerful and drop-dead-gorgeous Headswoman of the local tribe - Adiratna? Or her suspicious First Minister, her “No. 1” - Kanaka? The equally exotic Doctor Frenchman (pronounced Fronkmain), a guest on the island, with hidden motives? Or in true unexpected-Christie-style – the unassuming servant, Maud Pauper?
OR – are things not quite what they seem?
(Yeah, probably that).
Shoreside Productions’ Scratch Night (3/9/25-3/10/25)
Birds Of Passage (3/11/25-3/15/25)
FACE (3/16/25-3/17/25)
Borscht. Ukrainian Soup: A Taste of Home (3/18/25-3/22/25)
Tales of a Jane Austen Spinster (3/23/25-3/24/25)
Fallen Angel (3/25/25-3/29/25)
Wait....who the f*#k am I now? (4/6/25-4/7/25)
Dick. (4/15/25-4/27/25)
The Interval (4/29/25-5/3/25)
The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret (5/4/25-5/5/25)
LA POUDRE AUX YEUX (5/11/25-5/12/25)
Go Gently (5/13/25-5/17/25)
The Mikado (5/20/25-5/25/25)
This Is Not A Murder Mystery (5/27/25-6/7/25)
The Ticking (6/8/25-6/9/25)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (6/10/25-6/14/25)
God, the Devil and Me (6/24/25-6/28/25)
Good Girl (7/8/25-7/12/25)
Drayton Arms Theatre is at Drayton Arms Pub & Theatre, 153 Old Brompton Road, London, SW5 0 LJ, London.
You Are What You Eat (3/4/25-3/8/25)
Every Everyday (3/2/25-3/3/25)
sad bride (2/27/25-2/28/25)
We're Just Girls (2/23/25-2/24/25)
The Ferry, The Dog & The Fading Folk (2/21/25-2/22/25)
The Estate Sale Of Randolph Carter (2/17/25-2/17/25)
Painting Pickman’s Model (2/16/25-2/16/25)
A Night Beneath The Elder Sign (2/16/25-2/16/25)
At The Mountains Of Madness (2/16/25-2/16/25)
Funeral Sandwiches (2/11/25-2/15/25)