CARROLLWOOD PLAYERS TWO SHOWS - Carrollwood Players Non Equity Auditions

Michael and Susan Parker

Directed by Mike Cote

Produced by Jim Johnson

Hormone Harry Douglas from The Sensuous Senator is back to his old shenanigans again, but this time as the American Ambassador to Great Britain. He tells his wife Lois, that he has arranged a golf outing in Scotland for the weekend. Lois in turn tells Harry that she too will be gone for the weekend at a spa, and that their daughter Debbie will be gone visiting a girlfriend. Each then tells Perkins, their newly hired butler in their country home, of their plans. He stoically watches as each of them leave for the weekend.

So... Where's the farce? Harry, secretly returns to the empty house, having planned a romantic rendezvous with a sexy, next-door neighbor Marianne. This is no ordinary rendezvous as they plan to act out their fantasies, she a French maid and Harry as Tarzan. Debbie returns with her boyfriend Joe, believing they have the house to themselves for the whole weekend. Harry's secretary, Faye Baker, and Captain South of the U.S. Marine Corps arrive in the wake of a bomb threat at the embassy, and must set-up embassy communications in Harry's country home. Captain South places a squad of marines around the perimeter, and everybody is sealed in.

Directed by Robin New
Produced by Mary Ann Bardi

You are never too old to do what you think you're too old to do! There may be snow on the roof but there is still lots of fire in the furnace. That's what two widows find out. They think life has passed them by until they meet a charming and handsome gigolo.