LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD HOLLYWOOD FRINGE 2023
What happens when you're a guy in college living your best life with your closest friends, happy, in the closet. Sex isn’t even on your mind, you haven't got a gay care in the world. Until your friends find out your secret. Turn on you and want to fight you about it, and blow by blow, you fall in love in the abuse, with your best bro who has a girlfriend, that wants to kill you both. You soon find out that Love is a battlefield and falling in love, even when your minding your own business, is a fight.
CHARACTER BREAKDOWN
DAWNA, FEMALE 21-30, Latin X, sexy, sorority girl, nice but with a temper, serious, fun, charming, girly girl but cutthroat when she snaps. She is not playing. She’s a fun-loving girl until she is scorned. Willing to kill everyone if she has to, wearing her bra and panties. Think Camila Mendes, Anna Villafane, Madelaine Petsch. SINGS' first verse of “Love is a Battlefield”.
ROB, MALE 21-30, White, college jock type, hot, dumb, playful, cuddly, jokester, passionate A.F. Deep, frat boy. Think Ian and Micky from “SHAMELESS” “Cameron Monaghan, Noel Fisher”, or a Young Gronk or Channing Tatum, type”. Brief nudity. (drops his pants as lights dim) Some gay and straight sex simulations. Some singing.
RYAN, MALE 21-30, Black, college type, hot, comedic, smart, no-nonsense, dramatic, nothing gay about him besides that he’s in the closet. Gay sex simulation. Think Olly Scholotan, Jabari Banks, Michael B Jordan type. Some singing.
TYRONE, MALE 21-30, Any race, Attractive, Short or Skinny or Chubby, Neurotic, Quick-witted, Introvert type, whiney, complainer, annoying heterosexual. “Charlie Day, Michael Cera, Jonah Hill” type.
COOKIE, FEMALE 21-30, Any race. Smart, cynical, serious, attractive. Law student type. Think “Zendayah, Sidney Sweeny, Aquafina, Shoniqua Shandai”
OLIVER, MALE 21-30, Black, gay theatre queen, attractive, quick tongue. Basically, a Drag Race Contestant always untucked, but never in drag. Great if you have gymnastic skills. Must be able to “Read a bitch” and sing Karaoke. He’s Fierce and he knows it. Young Billy Porter, Lil Nas X type. SINGS
WAYNE, 30-40 White, North Eastern Pennsylvania campus cop. Think hot, maybe muscular, maybe Dad-bod, East Coast dick cop. D.I.L.F. (Thick American accent a plus NY, NJ, Boston, or Southern accent) Can also do British or Australian Accent. He’s a tough guy. A beer drinker. Michael Rappaport, Steve Howey, Young Joe Pesci, Tom Cruise type
REHEARSALS APRIL AND MAY 2023
Love is a Battlefield is a 1hour show, designed for Fringe Festival.
Will be performed in a black box theatre for 8 shows throughout the month of June.
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