The Klunch Presents the One Night Only MUCHO KLUNCHO TALENT SHOW

Can you belch a song? Speed-stack cups? Do a handstand in a skirt? Are you double-jointed in a really gross way? Do you have a funny costume? Does your pet have one?

An epic assemblage of DC talent, performed in three hour-long blocks, with two intermissions, six hosts, and ten tons of talent! The Klunch invites DC theatergoers to buy a pass, snag a drink, pack a sandwich, and get ready to binge-watch this parade of real, raw ridiiicuuuuulousness.

Mucho Kluncho Talent Show is an epic assemblage of DC talent, performed in three hour-long blocks, with two intermissions, six hosts, and ten tons of talent! Buy a pass, snag a drink, pack a sandwich, and get ready to binge-watch this parade of real, raw ridiiicuuuuulousness.

Running time, appx 4 hours, including two 30-min breaks.

Hosts: Hot Todd Lincoln and Shortstaxx (7:00 pm), Lucrezia Blozia and Kate Debelack (8:30 pm), Kittie Glitter and Lobsterboy (10:00 pm). Performers: TBA. See attached bios!

Saturday, September 23
* 7:00 pm - Block One
* 8:30 pm - Block Two
* 10:00 pm - Block Three

Fringe Logan Arts Space
Trinidad Theater
1358 Florida Ave NE

TICKETS:

On sale now:
Passes are General Admission by section: $35 standard, $55 premium, $75 supporter.

On sale September 8, at noon:
A limited number of General Admission tickets each Block: $20 standard.

Available online at theklunch.com, by phone at (866) 811-4111, or at the Trinidad Theater box office (address above).

MEET THE HOSTS:

Lucrezia Blozia has been part of the alt. performance scene for going on 20 years. Equally at home doing theatre, drag, burlesque, music, comedy, film and video she is currently expanding into circus and podcasting. She is a company member with Astro Pop Events, The Klunch, Landless and the Round World. She is founding member and chief writer of musical parody group Eva Brontosaurus and vocalist, saxophonist and glockenspiel player for carnival rock trio Gynoceros.

Kate Debelack is Associate Artistic Director of the Klunch. Kate is an actor and director who you have seen as Michael Moore in the Cherry Red production of The Aristocrats. Other DC acting credits include shows at The Shakespeare Theatre, Studio Theatre, Taffety Punk, Longacre Lea, and the Kennedy Center Theater for Young Audiences. Directing credits include the Klunch, Arts on the Horizon, the One Minute Play festival, and Capital Fringe. She teaches at the Studio Theatre Acting Conservatory.

Kittie Glitter is a Burlesque and Vaudeville Femcee. She began performing in 2002 as a founding member of the first neo Burlesque troupe in Washington DC, the Lobsterboy Revue. Over the next four years, Kittie performed as Cardgirl in shows with Trixie and the Evil Hate Monkey, Lucky, Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Nasty Canasta, and many more. In 2008, she joined the production team Astro Pop Events and became the host of Yuri's Night, which continued for a 6 year run, and is currently a producer, writer, and host of Elvis' Birthday Fight Club, which began in 2010 and continues to this day. She is also a producer, writer, and performer for America the Game Show, F*ck Yeah, now in its second year. Kittie is a company member of The Klunch.

Hot Todd Lincoln is a Baltimore-based emcee and sideshow artist in Baltimore, MD that connects with audiences using dry wit, bad puns, snappy suits, and his own unique twists on classic sideshow stunts. He has performed extensively throughout the I-95 corridor, also dubbed the Tassel Trail! (he wrote that, as well as far off and mystical lands such as NYC, New Orleans, Richmond, Philadelphia, and others. He is the current emcee for Twisted Knickers Burlesque, and has been a guest emcee for such troupes as Wasabassco Burlesque, Black Tassel Boolesque, Peek-A-Boo Revue, Gilded Lily, Those Freaking Weirdos, Sticky Buns Burlesque, and Birdcage Burlesque.

Lobsterboy (aka Lucas Zarwell) produced and hosted The Lobsterboy Revue from 2002-2007 in Washington DC. In 2007 e co-produced Freak House with Ian Allen and Cherry Red Productions. He is coming out of retirement for this one-night bullshit. No chicken bone.

Shortstaxx is a 13-year veteran of DC and Baltimore's burlesque and variety scenes as performer, producer and femcee. Also an actor, Kris Roth has worked with many companies over 25 years in the DMV and currently is co-creating a new, original work (premiering at DC Arts Center in October), at DC's experimental Theatre du Jour, with whom she's worked for over a decade. Staxx is delighted to again be working with Ian Allen whose Cherry Red Productions was the first company to pay to exploit her onstage!

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