THE BELGIAN at Alexander Upstairs

World Pre­miere! Going to see THE BELGIAN, is like bump­ing into your favourite barfly at your local bar. THE BELGIAN aka Gaë­tan Schmid (BODY LANGUAGE, RUMPSTEAK, THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS) will regale you with extrav­a­gant sto­ries about every­thing and noth­ing. From his child­hood amongst the cows in Bel­gium to under­stand­ing braai eti­quette in present day South Africa. Some­times you might won­der where real­ity has been a lit­tle bit stretched but – who cares – you will be enter­tained with such panache and jubi­la­tion, that you won’t be able not to smile, chuckle and laugh.

This is not a show about France.
Ages: We regret no under 18s allowed under any cir­cum­stances due to the terms of our liquor license.