Schlong Song at 18th & Union

It’s the second cumming of Woody Shticks’ solo extravaganza SCHLONG SONG! Stand-up storytelling, hip hop heroics, and emotional nudity collide in this smash-hit smackdown of sexual misadventure. Woody will take you on the scenic route to the bone zone - from his days inside a Puritan cult to his nights inside consenting adults - in this honest onslaught of hanky-panky hijinks!

Back after a sold-out premiere at 18th & Union in February, SCHLONG SONG is stage managed by the one-and-only Sophie Schwartz and masturminded by Woody Shticks (Noah Duffy, if you’re nasty) - who can be caught all over Seattle with Annex Theatre and The Pocket, solo as a stripping stand-up storyteller, or dealing a low blow to high art with The Libertinis.
Ages: All ages welcome, but be prepared for sexual content. Like a lot of sexual content. Like the whole show.