THE SANTALAND DIARIES Opens At Classic Theatre!

Based on the true chronicles of NPR comic genius David Sedaris's experience in Macy's Santaland display, this cult classic riffs on a few of his truly odd encounters with his fellow man during the height of the holiday crunch. John Stillwaggon returns as Sedaris's not so merry alter ego Crumpet the Elf. The play contains mature content and is not recommended for children.

Show Dates: December 8, 9, 10 & 15, 16, 17, 2017. Show Times: Performances are Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 pm and Sundays at 3:00 pm

Note: The Santaland Diaries is recommended for ages 14+; contains mature content and language, and the secret of Santa is exposed.

All Performances are at The Classic Theatre, located at 1924 Fredericksburg Rd. The theatre is handicap accessible. Please call 210-589-8450 for special arrangements.

TICKETS: $25 for General Admission. For tickets and group rates please call 210-589-8450. (There is no charge for using our ticket service!!) Or go to www.classictheatre.org and click on "Buy Tickets"