2016-17 CLO Cabaret Series Set!
By: Tyler Peterson May. 25, 2016
Pittsburgh CLO is pleased to announce the 2016-2017 CLO Cabaret Series featuring the Pittsburgh premieres of the cult film-turned Off-Broadway sensation, THE TOXIC AVENGER, all-American feel-good Broadway hit PUMP BOYS & DINETTES and the show with the best advice known to woman, MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING & MARRIAGE! CLO Cabaret Series packages are now on sale and can be purchased by calling our Season Ticket hotline at 412-281-2822. Groups of 10 or more may purchase tickets by calling 412-325-1582 or emailing Groups@pittsburghCLO.org.
THE TOXIC AVENGER • NEW PRODUCTION!
September 22-December 18, 2016
NEW JERSEY'S FIRST SUPERHERO TAKES OVER IN THIS MONSTER OF A COMEDY!
He's out to save New Jersey, end global warming and woo the town's blind librarian. Winner of the Outer Critics Circle Award for Best Off-Broadway Musical, THE TOXIC AVENGER is an unexpected love story and laugh-out-loud musical horror-comedy. In an attempt to clean up New Jersey's most polluted town, Melvin Ferd the Third is dumped into a vat of radioactive toxic waste, only to reemerge as "The Toxic Avenger. " Our new hero is now a seven-foot mutant with superhuman strength and a heart as big as Newark. You'll laugh, scream and sing as 'Toxie" rocks the house and saves the day!
"INFECTIOUS. The Toxic Avenger is hard to resist."
-Time Out NY
PUMP BOYS & DINETTES
January 26-April 15, 2017
A CELEBRATION OF THE ALL-AMERICAN ROADTRIP & FOOT STOMPIN' FUN!
Meet Jim, Eddie, Jackson and L.M. - the pump boys of Highway 57. They'll fill up your tank by day and cut loose by night with a crowd-pleasing mix of southern-fried rock, rhythm and blues! Just across the road you'll find the Double Cupp Diner where sisters Prudie and Rhetta Cupp serve up the finest home cookin' and sweetest manners this side of the Mississipi. Together, these six friends sing of joy and heartbreak while strumming and humming away on guitar, piano, bass, fiddle, banjo, ukulele, harmonica and even a few kitchen utensils!
The New York Times exclaims, "Both musically and theatrically, a triumph of ensemble playing. It doesn't merely celebrate the value of friendship and life's simple pleasure, it embodies them."
MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING & MARRIAGE
May 11-August 13, 2017
DR. RUTH MEETS EMILY POST IN THIS RAUCOUS COMEDY!
MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, & MARRIAGE puts you in the middle of a live session with Miss Abigail herself, the most sought-after relationship expert to the stars, and her sexy sidekick Paco! They'll answer any and every one of your questions as they offer up Miss Abigail's outrageously funny "how-to's" on dating, mating and marriage including - how to perfect your kiss (it's all about lip position), what you should and should not talk about on a date (don't mention your troll doll collection) and much more. Kick back and relax as Miss Abigail imparts the expertise she honed before booty calls and speed-dating ruled - before the divorce rate wasn't 50% and when 'fidelity' was more than an investment firm! You'll improve your love life and strengthen your relationships well beyond her session. Oh, AND you're sure to be laughing about love all night long - that's the Miss Abigail guarantee!
"PURE FUN! You can't help but fall instantly in love with Miss Abigail's Guide!" -Entertainment Weekly
The CLO Cabaret Series Subscription is available for $100 and includes:
- Tickets to all three CLO Cabaret shows.
- Choice of show dates and times and Convenient ticket exchange
- The above price includes up to a 30% discount
- Ask about our NEW VIP SUBSCRIPTION: $125 and you're guaranteed seats within the first two rows plus all other benefits!
CLO Cabaret Series Performances
Wednesdays at 7:30pm
Thursdays at 7:30pm
Fridays at 7:30pm
Saturdays at 2:00pm & 7:30pm
Sundays at 2:00pm
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