LITA Presents A Fancy Christmas Spectacular Opening at The Secret Theatre in December

Fancy Theater Blues! showcases Rick McCabe, an emerging playwright tackling the trials and tribulations of life in theater. Doing all he can to keep his head above water, McCabe is purposelessly hammered down by a tyrant of a girlfriend. To add pain to injury, a mysterious theater critic, Albert Fish, rips McCabe apart in a scathing review of his latest production, Cunt in Blue Paint! The star of the show, seemingly washed up Gorgeous Marty Makers, struggles with confidence and whether or not gaining the approval of another is worth taking someone's life over. Following tragedy, a questionable and quizzical Detective Billy Catskill berates McCabe with questions that no one can seem to find the answers to. By way of spirit, Gorgeous' daughter Lulu, a practicing Satanist, shows McCabe just what it means to fend for one's self and how ultimately, to Hail Satan!

Cast Includes: Patrick Brian Scherrer, John Warren, Mollie Downes, Myles O'Connor* and Hannah McKechnie

* Appearing through the courtesy of the Actors Equity Association

Directed and Written by: Seanie Sugrue

Produced by: Seanie Sugrue and Amanda Martin

Presented by: Locked in the Attic Productions

Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die) paints a vivid portrait into the fiction of Ian, who's life unwinds into one of unimaginable discord, hardly harmonious with the conventional customs of Christmas. An epic, enameled with dependence, deceit, dalliance, and dollars, collaged with an especially eccentric lady of the night. Ian's sole source of conscience comes from Jerry, a sincere and necessary source of relief from his constant calamity. An irate girlfriend and lingering lingerie all climax into forcing the audience to wonder why exactly Santa Claus might have shrieked out, Ho! Ho! Ho! into the cold lonely night.

Cast Includes: Chris Gentile, Alice Kremelberg, Myles O'Connor* and Lorne Batman

* Appearing through the courtesy of the Actors Equity Association

Directed and Written by: Seanie Sugrue

Produced by: Seanie Sugrue and Amanda Martin

Presented by: Locked in the Attic Productions

Fancy Theater Blues! Dates and Times: December 6th @ 8 pm, December 8th @ 8 pm, December 9th @ 8 pm, December 10th @ 5 pm, December 11th @ 3 pm, December 14th @ 8 pm, December 16th @ 8 pm, December 18th @ 6 pm

Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die) Dates and Times: December 7th @ 8 pm, December 10th @ 8 pm, December 11th @ 6 pm, December 12th @ 8 pm, December 13th @ 8 pm, December 15th @ 8 pm, December 17th @ 8 pm, December 18th @ 3 pm

The Secret Theatre, 44-02 23rd Street, Long Island City, NY 11101

www.secrettheatre.com, 718.392.0722

$18 Online and at Box Office

Not Advised for Children

Tickets and more information:

http://www.lockedintheatticproductions.com/fancy-theater-blues/

http://www.lockedintheatticproductions.com/merry-christmas-baby-please-f-king-die/

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