Horse Trade Theater Group Presents the 3rd Annual Burlesque Blitz

Horse Trade Theater Group presents their 3rd annual Burlesque Blitz. Come see the best Burlesque shows in NYC all in one week courtesy of Basterdpiece Theatre, Hotsy Totsy Burlesque, BARE, Shocks & C*cks and Storybook Burlesque.

Bastardpiece Theatre
Tuesday, December 27 @ 8pm

'This the season for nudity, drinking and terrible, terrible movies. Bastard Keith and Madame Rosebud will skewer a parade of Yuletide B pictures in this special holiday edition of Bastardpiece Theatre with burlesque assistance from NYC greats Bea B. Heart, Minnie Tonka and Peekaboo Pointe, and guest commentary by secret Santa Albert Cadabra.

Hotsy Totsy Burlesque
Wednesday, December 28 @ 8pm

Joe the Shark and Cherry Pitz present New York’s only burlesque soap opera, featuring the finest burlesque and sideshow performers in NY. Chills, thrills, mellow-drama, ridiculous storylines and flying underpants!

BARE
Thursday, December 29 @ 8pm

Combining heart-wrenching, raw stories with burlesque acts, this show will tear out your soul and stomp on it with no regard for your well being. Featuring storytellers Rory Scholl, Brad Lawrence, Jen Lee and Peter Aguaro with burlesque by Dangrr Doll, Jenny C’est Quoi, BB Heart, and Mary Cyn.

Shocks & C*cks
Thursday, December 29 @ 10pm

Santa, bring me a nice package! The outrageous all-nude, all-dude revue returns with a brand-new holiday tale that will warm the cockles of your heart. The cast of the original Shocks & C*cks, including international boylesque superstar Tigger!, Mat Fraser, Hard Cory, Ferro and host Jonny Porkpie, return for a night of seasonal cheer. It's a stocking stuffer like no other!

Storybook Burlesque: The Bible Show
Friday, December 30 @ 8pm & 10pm

From the Tree of Knowledge and Lazarus to the Plagues of Egypt and the Second Coming, the Bible Show re-imagines everything you thought you learned in Sunday school. This year, Storybook Burlesque takes a look at the darker side of the Bible, exploring this original horror classic with blasphemy and boobs. Skip church and let Storybook Burlesque save your soul!

The 3rd Annual Burlesque Blitz, presented by Horse Trade Theater Group, will run December 27-30 at The Kraine Theater (85 East 4th Street between 2nd Ave and Bowery). Tickets ($20) are available online at www.horseTRADE.info or by calling Smarttix at 212-868-4444.

HORSE TRADE THEATER GROUP is a self-sustaining theater development group; with a focus on new work, it has produced a massive quantity of stimulating downtown theater. Horse Trade’s Resident Artist Program offers a home to a select group of Independent Theater artists, pooling together a great deal of talent and energy. It is also the home of FRIGID New York – the first and only festival of its kind in New York City.

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