1-800-Weirdos and the Player's Theater Loft Present HOT BABES IN TOYLAND, 11/5

1-800-Weirdos presents Elias Stimac's naughty and nice sex comedy "Hot Babes in Toyland," which will make its world premiere this holiday season at The Player's Theater Loft, Nov. 5-Dec. 17. This production will be produced by Jeremy X. Halpern and Michael Martinez.

"Hot Babes in Toyland" is a new sex comedy that centers around the holiday season. Narrated by an inappropriate, inebriated Rudolph, this twisted tale centers on Santa's decision to fire all the elves at the Workshop and replace them with supermodels. This turn of events is not popular with the North Polesters -- Mrs. Claus, a modern-day businesswoman who will not stand for her husband's sexual shenanigans; Elfis, a comically confused toymaker who goes on strike; and Sprinkles, a boyish-looking female elf who has conflicting emotions regarding Ol' St. Nick. With Dec. 25 still weeks away, Santa is definitely rowdy, restless, and looking to score, and can barely contain himself when big-city fashion models Heavenique and Serendip arrive for a casting call. It will take a Christmas miracle for this motley crew to survive the holidays together!

Productions of "Hot Babes in Toyland" are also slated to open this holiday season in Los Angeles, Seattle, and Fort Lauderdale.

Jeremy X. Halpern is directing the NYC run, transforming the show into a bawdy burlesque musical extravaganza. Original music will be supplied by Halpern, who heads up the avant garde group Verge. For more information on Verge visit www.weirdos.com/verge.

There will be an opening night party with cast and crew at Wicked Willy's, 149 Bleecker Street, following the November 5th performance. Free admission and drinks specials for all who attend opening night. 

The Player's Theater Loft is located at 115 MacDougal Street, NYC.  Tickets are $20.00 and can be purchased by calling 212-352-3101.