BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - The Real Housewives of Disaster

Hey there, reader! Hope you're doing well. Me? I'm doing alright, thanks for asking. A few days ago? Not so great. I either had a stomach bug or food poisoning, which sucked!!! Luckily it happened on our day off so I did not vomit on my cast mates (I'm sorry to give you that visual...so disgusting) but we did come up with a fun game; throughout last night's show we tried to find the most hilarious moments for an unfortunate puking accident. It turns out that our inner musicians shined really brightly at this game because it was either always in rhythm or on the button of a song. For example, we do the song "Saturday Night" by the Bay City Rollers so in our game it would go "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y *barf*"

This is the grossest blog ever. Let's change the subject. We made you guys a little video! I'm going to say it's an apology/prize for getting through the first part of this post. If you've been keeping up with this blog (thank you, by the way! You're the nicest), you know I'm obsessed with the Bravo Network, and because I love it so much, I decided to force my cast mates into doing a little tribute video to the greatest franchise ever, The Real Housewives Shows! Yippee Hooray! **Yells about "drama" and flips a table**

If it's on Bravo, I probably watch it, but my favorite shows are the Real Housewives of Everywhere. All of the episodes start with an opening credit where each lady delivers a line that kind of sums them up in a sassy way. They are ALWAYS posing and making Tyra Banks really proud throughout the entire thing. So we made what would be the opening credits for "The Real Housewives (and Husbands) of Disaster." Our opening lines have to do with our characters.

Here's who you'll see in the video: Jackie (Stacey Oristano) Sister Mary Downey (Jennifer Simard) Scott (Robb Sapp) Marianne (Haven Burton) Ted (Seth Rudetsky) Blind Woman (me, Sherz Aletaha) Levora Verona (Charity Dawson) Security Guard (Saum Eskandani)