IACT Auds for 'You Can't Beat the House' by Pat Cook
Bloomingdale United Methodist Church
65 Main St Bloomingdale NJ
Sun, Sep 9, 2018 2:30 PM - 7:00 PM
Tue, Sep 11, 2018 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm
"I've had trouble breaking INTO a house before, but this is the FIRST time I've had problems breaking OUT again!" So moans the leader of a pair of inept burglars who have broken into an empty house for SALE! Prospective buyers show up, so they make believe THEY'RE Real Estate Agents; then the REAL Real Estate Agent shows up and a host of other oddball characters and MAYHEM ensues!
MERLE - older, erudite burglar
HOWIE - lovable but dim partner
CONRAD SPEARS - young husband, likes to argue
GLENDA SPEARS - older wife, house hunting w/her husband, has a SECRET
COURTNEY PARFAIT - perky Real Estate Agent -- or IS she?
OFCR MILO LARRABY - naive, local cop
LILLIAN - Glenda's pushy mother & paranormal fanatic
MADAME ZENOBIA - Lillian's 'fake' medium
BRITTANY MARIE - Conrad's airhead secretary
FERN LARRABY - Milo's crabby mother
No monos necessary , sides provided
Performances: Fri/Sat Oct 26/27 @ 8p, Sun Oct 28 @ 3p
Non-Union/No pay/no fee
Questions: 201-377-5100
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