Pandora and Her Top Secret and Exceptionally Important Scientific Mission at The Theater at Monmouth

Pandora is Seriously Curious about all things Global Warming. When the kids at school call her Teachers Pet one too many times, she decides to try out life at Dads house, and enrolls in the gifted and talented school, Smarty Pants Elementary. She just has this one, Exceptionally Important Scientific Experiment she must complete before leaving. It involves a large suitcase she lugs around with her. What could be inside there?? And why is she dragging it to the river?