ABSINTHE Extends Run At Caesars Palace

Clutching a freshly inked contract, The Gazillionaire was five minutes late dashing from his limo to the Spiegelworld tent for ABSINTHE's show last night with news that he had just signed a long-term deal with Caesars Palace.

"ABSINTHE will be staying at Caesars," said The Gaz. "Mind you, this deal is for so many years, I will probably eventually leave Wanda to perform the show on her own, or bring back Penny Pibbets, as I will be so old."

Swilling back another Hibiki, The Gazillionaire continued, "To Jim, Steve, Derek, the dude from Hooters, Guy, in fact, the entire hotdog par-tay that makes up my poker game at Sapphires, I'm now ready to start negotiations for ABSINTHE to move in 2028! Wanda Widdles will be picking up your sealed bids this Friday."

"Whether it's filming a blockbuster movie, Gordon Ramsay Hell's Kitchen or Spiegelworld's ABSINTHE, it's all about creating a resort experience that is unique not only in Vegas, but globally, and is fun for our guests," said Gary Selesner, regional president of Caesars Palace. "ABSINTHE is one of the most exhilarating shows in a theatre in the history of Las Vegas. Well, in a tent anyway. Seriously, we couldn't be more excited that ABSINTHE will be at Caesars Palace for years to come."

The Gazillionaire added, "You got it Prez! Added to that, Absinthe will be delivering fun across two shows every day of the year now. On Super Bowl Sunday - two shows! Christmas Day - two shows! Stormy Daniels' attorney's birthday - two shows!"

Recently proclaimed "The #1 Greatest Show in Las Vegas History" and hosted by the filthy rich (and just plain filthy) Gazillionaire, ABSINTHE is an intoxicating cocktail of circus, burlesque and vaudeville for a 21st century audience. "Imagine Cirque du Soleil as channeled through The Rocky Horror Picture Show," said The New York Times. Audiences can grab a drink and enter Spiegelworld's wondrous tent, an immersive adult playground where the artists of ABSINTHE perform on the most intimate stage in town. Not for the faint-hearted, these ridiculously talented and sexy performers from across the globe mix outrageous comedy with jaw-dropping feats of virtuosity and danger for a one-of-a-kind performance for an adults-only audience.

For tickets and more information, visit www.spiegelworld.com and connect with The Gazillionaire and his show on social media - @AbsintheVegas on Facebook, and @GazillionaireLV on Instagram and Twitter.

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