The Seagull, Or How To Eat It at University of Southern Mississippi

Simon is in love with Mandi. Mandi is in love with Connie. Connie is in love with Nina. Nina is involved with Barry who is married to Irene who is also adored by Ike who is married to Polly who is having an affair with Dr. Yvette Dorn. Also there’s Pete, Irene’s older brother, who’s partner is dead, I think? Or maybe they split up but are still friends? Anyway, everyone wants something they aren’t getting. Or everyone’s gotten something they didn’t want. Sometimes it’s fame and sometimes it’s pizza. But the longer we live the harder it is to separate one from the next.