Lickety Split: Women and Men in Outrageous Shorts at Clinton County Civic Theatre

This fast-paced, rollicking collection of short plays featuring fantastically funny females and madly misbehaving men is a laugh-out-loud adventure for all. You'll encounter women who are brilliant, baffling and know a conscience is what hurts when other parts feel sooo good. And you'll find men who are confident, strong and who are so brave they dare to drink water... just to surprise their livers. You'll meet Vivacia, a Southern social media star, whose singular quest is to elevate the mediocre standard of American funeral foods. You'll witness two good ol' Texas boys, long-time best buds, struggling to achieve the impossible - an honest conversation about the meaning of life... and, of course, sports. You'll spend time with two cousins isolated in a cabin in Indiana, struggling to compose a eulogy for a family funeral - if only they could think of one positive word to say about the deceased. After spending a morning with Ennis and Della, a pair of self-proclaimed octogenarian fitness gurus, appalled by the lack of participation by the residents of the Stairway To Heaven Retirement Community, you'll share an afternoon with theatre royalty in Manhattan's Upper East Side. There you'll witness three theatre legends - world class hams, all - vie for 'best friend' status as they compete for the white-hot heat of the spotlight in the hospital room of their lifelong colleague... and rival. And these are just a few of the unforgettable women and men you'll meet in these delightful short plays that rapidly build to a riproaring climax. In short, you'll experience the story of all our lives, which boils down to 'we knew better, but we did it anyway!'