FEET FIRST IN THE WATER WITH A BABY IN MY TEETH at Riverside Theatre

She’s read all the books. Bookmarked all the blogs. She should totally have this parenting thing down, right? So why has she locked herself in her bathroom, the sounds of “Dora the Explorer” muffled only by her tears? This follow-up to Gogerty’s smash hit Hillary Clinton Got Me Pregnant (a “Top 10 Play in 2009," according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution), has her juggling motherhood, a career and her feminist ethos. Whether you’re a parent or not, a feminist or not, a Dolly Parton fan or not, Gogerty will have you laughing until you cry in this freewheeling one-woman comedy. Venue: The Balzer Theatre at Herren’s 84 Luckie Street NW, downtown next to the Rialto.