It’s all going according to plan for jewel thieves Rick and Ernesto. Rick is the inside man, posing as billionaire Ezekiel Podmore’s butler. And Ernesto just arrived with the tools to bust open the safe filled with diamonds. All that stands between the pair and $20 million is a drowsy and intolerant old man. And his trashy trophy wife, money-hungry daughter, feeble-minded doctor, love-struck lawyer, and a horrible, debilitating, imaginary disease. Oh, and there’s Ernesto’s tendency to fall madly, passionately in love at exactly the wrong time. Maybe sticking to the plan won’t be so easy after all. Doing what we do best, Metropolis proudly presents an all new, original farce by Resident Playwright Scott Woldman that will have you laughing from start to finish.
Ages: Strong adult themes and language. Not recommended for children or young teens.
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Waitress
PARAMOUNT THEATRE (2/12 - 3/30) | |
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Fool for Love
Steppenwolf Theatre Company (1/30 - 3/16) | |
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I and You
Citadel Theatre (2/21 - 3/23)
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Disney and Cameron Mackintosh's Mary Poppins, A Staged Concert
Metropolis Performing Arts Centre (2/20 - 3/9) | |
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Annie
State Farm Center (4/23 - 4/23) | |
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Covenant
Copley Theatre (10/1 - 11/16) | |
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Million Dollar Quartet
Stolp Island Theatre (7/10 - 6/29) | |
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Sunny Afternoon: The Story of The Kinks
The Yard at Chicago Shakespeare on Navy Pier (3/21 - 4/27) | |
Cygnus
The Gift Theatre (2/6 - 3/16) | ||
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Journeyman: A Tribute to Eric Clapton
Raue Center For The Arts (3/22 - 3/22) | |
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