Stage Left Theatre Announces Contest for Worst 10-Minute Play

Stage Left Theatre announces ?DrekFest 2012 Stage Left's Annual National Contest for the Worst Ten-Minute Play. DrekFest 2012 is Stage Left's annual, national search for America's worst ten-minute play. Now in its sixth year, DrekFest is on a mission to expose bad writing for what it really is: damn funny.

To be clear, we are not out to make fun of writers or those who love them. We are asking good writers to intentionally write awful plays that make us laugh. We are now accepting submissions for bad, bad ten-minute plays. Of these, four terrible finalists will be selected to be performed on Tuesday, July 31, 2012 at The ComedySportz Theatre, 929 W. Belmont. The audience in attendance will vote on the Grand Prize-winning Worst Play. Cash prizes will be given to all four finalists, as well as other highly coveted honors for the truly terrible. In addition to Worst Play, prizes that may be awarded by our panel of adjudicators include those for Worst Title, Worst Opening Line, Worst Stage Direction and Worst Character Name, among others.

All plays will be performed as staged readings with minimal or no tech, and all stage directions will be read aloud. After all four plays have been read, the writers will join the panelists onstage for a mock critique (safe, and all in good fun), during which the awards will be given.

Previous panels have included theater critic and professor, Jonathan Abarbanel, Steppenwolf Managing Director David Schmitz, ComedySportz President and CEO Matt Elwell, Chicago Dramatists Managing Director Brian Loevner and nationally known playwright Mia McCullough. Past DrekFest Grand Losers are Jamie Campbell in 2011 for A Fist Before Dying, Jake Lindquist in 2010 for Man Vs. Carp: An Environmental Tale Exploring Mostly, but not Exclusively, the Themes of Tolerance, Immigration, Conservation, and a General Understanding of the Problems Going on in the World Today, Randall Colburn in 2009 for 'SCARECROW' OR SOME SHIT, CALL IT WHATEVER YOU F***ING WANT, I DON'T CARE. A F***ing Harsh Play About Scarecrows and Killing Bitches, and Rob Kozlowski in both 2008 and 2007 for The Frenzied Beating of the Jungle Tom-Toms Once More, Once More and Wilhelm Ferguson, Nationally Renowned Playwright, in the Midst of the Production of his Holocaust Play The Holocaust, Falls in Love with a Wheelchair-Bound Vietnam Veteran with AIDS, Whose Name Remains Unknown, Like So Many Others Like Him" respectively.

Stage Left is proud to again partner with The ComedySportz Theatre for DrekFest 2012. ComedySportz team members will be joining Stage Left and our guest directors in staging the four finalists. SUBMISSION GUIDELINES: If it's not already painfully clear, we want the funny! Preference will be given to scripts that make us laugh.

Here are the submission guidelines:

DEADLINE: Submissions must be received by Friday, June 1, 2012 (note, this is not postmark date, it is a "received by" date). Plays must perform at ten minutes or less (remember that stage directions will be read aloud) Maximum of 5 actors per script (however, write as many characters as you please). DrekFest 2012 WILL BE TIMED. Plays exceeding 10 minutes will be ended with the sound of an annoying buzzer and action will be stopped immediately. Seriously. Keep it short. There are no limitations on genre or subject matter.

Even though Stage Left's mission is to raise political and social debate, we know that bad writing knows no genre, so don't worry about adhering to the mission for this contest. We will be using a Blind Submission process. Please include the following materials with your submission:  

A cover letter on a separate sheet of paper, included in the envelope with your play (or as a separate attachment, if emailing). Envelopes and emails will not be opened by judges, only by non- judge staff members. List your contact info, including name, phone, email & street address on your cover letter.

Your resume.

Your availability to be in Chicago on Tuesday, July 31, 2012. Given the economy and the state of arts funding, Stage Left cannot provide travel support. You do not need to be able to travel to Chicago in order to send a submission to DrekFest; however, most of the fun is in being there! • Your play(s). Do NOT include your name, by-line or contact info on the play itself. If mailed, plays must be clipped or bound in such a way that the pages can be easily separated for copying – no spiral bindings.

Your submission fee of $10.00 per play (e.g., $20.00 if you submit two plays). All submission fees will go entirely towards the cash prizes awarded to the winners.

If mailing, include a check made out to "Stage Left Theatre." If emailing, call us at 773-883-8830 x5 by Friday, June 1st to charge your fee to a Visa or MasterCard. Credit card payments will have an additional $1 added. A Note About Cash Prizes: One hundred percent of the submission fees paid go back into the cash prizes. Therefore, the amount of the prizes will depend on the number of submissions we get. In past years, the Grand Prize has ranged from $300.00 to $400.00, and may be less or more as submissions warrant. Please mail your submissions to: Stage Left Theatre ? OR ? Attn: DrekFest 3408 N. Sheffield Ave. Chicago, IL 60657 Email your submissions to: drekfest@stagelefttheatre.com

For questions or info, please contact: Vance Smith, Artistic Director, at 773-883-8830 ???ABOUT STAGE LEFT: Stage Left Theatre is an off-loop Chicago theatre now in its 30th season, with a mission to develop and produce plays that raise debate and challenge perspectives on political and social issues. Stage Left has become a regional center for the development of new plays.

The theatre's new-play development arm is ?Downstage Left, a multi-tiered program giving emerging and established playwrights the tools they need to bring a play from conception to production. The company consists of an ensemble of directors, playwrights, designers, actors and stage managers who collaborate to mount a yearly subscription season of mainstage shows and our annual new-play festival, LeapFest. UP NEXT AT STAGE LEFT: LEAPFEST 9 May 15 to June 3; Theatre Wit, 1229 W. Belmont LeapFest is Stage Left's annual festival of political and social theatre. The goal of the festival is to be the bridge between development and production. To that end, every year five new plays are given three weeks of rehearsal and presented as workshop productions in rotating repertory over a three week festival period. From the first eight installments, fifteen LeapFest plays have gone onto world premiere productions here in Chicago; two have been published; and three have received Jeff Awards, Chicago highest theatrical honor, for Best New Work.

ABOUT THE COMEDYSPORTZ THEATRE: The ComedySportz Theatre (comedysportzchicago.com) is an improv-comedy entertainment and business services company. We provide smart, fast comedy in our theatre and on the road; and we use the fundamentals of improv to provide creative business solutions. Our theatre products and services include live shows in our theatre, improv training for life and work, and hosting events for small to large groups. Our creative business services include: customized corporate workshops and individual skills training; a traveling ensemble for private and hospitality events; talent/spokespeople for consumer events, trade shows and guerilla/street marketing; and other innovative, improv-based business solutions.

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