A quirky comedy that could only happen in Calgary.
1988. It’s the age of Walkman’s and permed hair, and Calgary hosts the Winter Olympics. Audrey Pham represents Canada in the ultimate glam sport of Ski Ballet. Unfortunately for Audrey, the Athletes’ Village was not built large enough to accommodate everyone, and she is billeted with Birchwoman; the notorious Wicked Witch of West Kensington. Can Audrey master her pirouettes on the slopes, while navigating Birchwoman’s biting sense of humour and hoarder’s paradise of a curio shop on her once-in-a-lifetime quest for the Gold?
Jake's Gift (10/29/24-11/17/24)
Twelve Days (12/5/24-12/21/24)
Please Return to Empire Video (3/25/25-4/13/25)
Lunchbox Theatre is at #161, 115 - 9 Ave. SE, Calgary, AB.
THE BALLAD OF GEORGES BOIVIN (4/16/24-5/5/24)
Kisapmata (1/30/24-2/18/24)
With Bells On (11/28/23-12/17/23)
The Dark Lady (10/10/23-10/29/23)
Cottagers and Indians (5/9/23-6/27/23)
Countries Shaped Like Stars (3/21/23-4/8/23)
Raising Stanley/Life with Tulia (2/1/23-2/19/23)
Videos
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MisCAST 2025 - SBT's Annual FUNdraiser
Beddington Theatre Arts Centre (8/25 - 4/25) | |
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Jake's Gift
Lunchbox Theatre (10/29 - 11/17) | |
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Kensuke's Kingdom
Beddington Theatre Arts Centre (2/7 - 3/8) | |
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Twelve Days
Lunchbox Theatre (12/5 - 12/21) | |
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Once On This Island
Beddington Theatre Arts Centre (5/9 - 5/31) | |
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Please Return to Empire Video
Lunchbox Theatre (3/25 - 4/13) | |
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Go For Gold, Audrey Pham
Lunchbox Theatre (1/28 - 2/16) | |
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