On HAPPY ENDINGS' upcoming episode, titled "The Straight Dope," Max meets a cute girl who is a season tickets holder for the Bulls, leaving him no choice but to pretend to be straight, of course! Meanwhile, Alex is tired of everyone dismissing her as the dimwitted blonde, so she becomes well read to prove them wrong. However her newfound knowledge completely throws the whole group dynamic off and no one likes it, on FRIDAY, MARCH 29 (8:30-9:01 p.m., ET) on ABC.