Monologue Highlights: LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

Below, check out LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS monologue highlights from October 13, 2016. Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth took his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moved to "The Tonight Show."

Monologue highlights:

Donald Trump spoke at a campaign event in Florida today where he once again said Hillary Clinton, "should be locked up." Well, Donald, if it's any consolation, it looks like the election is locked up.

Five women have now come forward to accuse Donald Trump of inappropriately touching or kissing them as recently as 2005. Said Trump, "I would never do that and anyone who says I would is me, on tape, on a bus with Billy Bush."

During a rally in Florida yesterday, Donald Trump boasted about his plans for ISIS and said he will quote "be their worst nightmare." Oh wow, so he's also running for President of ISIS?

The ride-sharing app Lyft is partnering with senior living facilities around the country to give free rides to seniors. Said senior citizens, "Help! This stranger is kidnapping me!"

A new business here in Washington, DC opened recently allowing customers to pay 15 dollars to take a 20 minute nap. They're calling the new service, "C-SPAN."

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