LATE SHOW's Top Ten 'Reasons I Love Being in the United States Army'

Below, check out THE LATE SHOW's 'Top Ten Reasons I Love Being in the United States Army,' presented 10 soldiers from the U.S. Army on the Thursday, June 13 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10. You haven't lived until you've eaten rehydrated beef brisket.

9. Get to visit exotic places, like Trenton, N.J.

8. No can opener? Just run over the can with a tank.

7. Sir, you're never unsure how to begin and end a sentence, sir.

6. Cutting-edge technology, like our machine that controls the weather.

5. I really, really, really enjoy push-ups.

4. In an Apache helicopter, you tend to have the right-of-way.

3. Always have an answer when someone says, "You and whose army?"

2. Camouflage brings out my eyes.

1. Working among the most talented men and women this country has to offer. And the free haircuts.

The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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