Check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "President Obama Excuses" as presented on the Thursday, Oct. 4 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska..."President Obama Excuses"10. “I haven’t slept an hour since 2008.”9. “Romney’s hair is mesmerizing.”8. “Didn’t want to wake Jim Lehrer.”7. “Haven’t been the same since I quit smoking.”6. “Honestly, I thought the debate was next week.”5. “I live with my mother-in-law – what do you want from me?”4. “Kept blanking on what percentage of the country Mitt’s written off.”3. “Skipped rehearsal, just like Letterman.”2. “Why don’t you ask Bin Laden how I did?”Videos