Below, check out THE LATE SHOW's TOP TEN "Other Astronaut Fears" as presented on the Tuesday, Oct. 8 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
10. Getting to the moon late, missing their connection.
9. Space station Infested by raccoons.
8. A mid-mission government shutdown.
7. A rare affliction, "Astronuts."
6. Only music onboard spacecraft: soundtrack to Broadway's "Annie."
5. While you explore space, neighbor explores your wife.
4. No sign of Miss Universe anywhere.
3. Somali space pirates.
2. Ass-grabbing Cosmonauts.
1. Pissing off Buzz Aldrin.
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