LATE SHOW W/ DAVID LETTERMAN'S Top Ten List for 10/12

Here is last night's 'Top Ten' List as presented on the Wednesday, Oct. 12 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

"Reasons Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney"

10. Romney sounds like pastrami.

9. Perry wouldn't let him fry eggs on the Texas electric chair.

8. Two liters of Shop Rite root beer and a king-size Snickers did the trick.

7. If elected, Romney said he'd overturn rule requiring enormous people to buy extra airplane seat.

6. Needed something to do between lunch and second lunch.

5. Acting on direct orders from Colonel Sanders.

4. It was a close call between him and Rick Santorum - just kidding.

3. Mistook Mitt's repeated "bi-partisan" references to mean two kinds of cheese.

2. Movie star good looks - who could resist?

1. Only other options were the nutjob, the crackpot, the pizza dude and Newt.

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

 

 

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