Below, check out THE LATE SHOW's Top Ten 'Questions on the Application for Asylum in Ecuador,' on the Tuesday, June 25 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on CBS.]
9. True or false: Ecuadorian superstar Christina Aguilera is smokin' hot.
8. What's your favorite imaginary line bisecting the globe?
7. Are you sure you're not just running from yourself?
6. What's your stance on feral cats?
5. Do you play drums? (Some of us immigration guys are starting a band.)
4. Compare and contrast Paraguay and Uruguay.
3. Are you travelling with an unlicensed monkey?
2. How do you like your lizard prepared?
1. Do you promise not to leak this application?
The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.
Videos