LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights from 7/23

Senator Marco Rubio told reporters that Hillary Clinton is out of touch with voters and said that she's a "20th century candidate." That's ridiculous, Hillary started campaigning way before the 20th century.

Despite the recent unrest in the Middle East, President Obama's approval rating has stayed constant at 42 percent. Wow, he can't even get that to change.

An artist in Japan is launching a bonsai tree into space. Now if only he could think of something to yell during the launch.

A California woman accused of shoplifting evaded mall police and escaped in her car after she lost her bra and shirt during an altercation with a security guard. Witnesses describe the suspect as about 5'6", with brown hair, and eyes that are up here, buddy.

On last night's season finale, one of the "Real Housewives of New York" took off her prosthetic leg and threw it at one of her co-stars. Then one of the other Housewives said, "told you they weren't real..."