LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 8/4

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

Happy birthday to President Obama, who turns 54 today. They lit the candles on his birthday cake, then he remembered that Obamacare was upheld, the confederate flag came down, and Trump is the Republican frontrunner, and he couldn't think of a wish.

Presidential hopeful Rick Perry said last night that while governor of Texas he was responsible for creating one-third of the jobs in the United States. Though he did say he couldn't take credit for the other five thirds.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced today that they're ending their relationship of nearly thirty years. I guess Miss Piggy just has a fear of Kermit-ment.

A giant sinkhole opened up in the center of a Brooklyn intersection this morning. Of course, it's Brooklyn, so they're calling it an "artisanal earth bowl."

Kellogg's announced today that it plans to stop using artificial ingredients in its cereals and snacks. They're also changing Tony the Tiger's catchphrase to "Theyyyyy're fine."

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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