LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 8/12

Below, check out monologue highlights from last night's "Late Night with Seth Meyers" on NBC!

Yesterday, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced that he had received an email threatening to blow up City Hall unless he resigned within 12 hours. Unfortunately, Mayor Ford only read up to the word "blow" and immediately responded with a yes.

A Japanese Science museum has an exhibit called "Toilet!? Human Waste & Earth's Future" which features a giant toilet that children can slide down. We have those here too, but we call them water parks.

A Connecticut man broke up a robbery in a deli after he smashed an empty bottle of Corona on the burglar's head. And then to finish the job, he squeezed a lime on him.

According to a new study men over 5 foot 10 are twice as likely to cheat on their partners. And men under 5 foot 10 are twice as likely to cheat on forms where you have to enter your height.

80s rock star Bret Michaels is holding a motivational seminar at the Hard Rock Café in Orlando this September called "Life Rocks". Though if you're going, yours doesn't.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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