LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 7/28

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast!

This weekend the New York Times came out in favor of marijuana legalization. Apparently, someone told them that marijuana users are really into "buying papers."

Today supporters of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez have released a new font in the style of his handwriting. Although, I'm surprised he wrote anything by hand since he was so used to dictating.

A restaurant in New York has created the Rice Burger, which replaces normal burger buns with rice patties. The restaurant also replaces customers with empty chairs.

Last week a man in Florida was arrested for trying to steal sushi that he had shoved down his pants. Although I BET the wasabi was punishment enough.

A gas station robbery in Houston was stopped when the clerk on duty happened to be a champion MMA fighter. So crime doesn't pay, and apparently neither does being an MMA champion.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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