LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 4/7

Below, check out highlights from "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue from last night's broadcast.

Duke beat Wisconsin last night to win the NCAA basketball championship. It's like the old story about a down and out team of MISFITS who summon all their courage and strength to lose to Duke.

Rand Paul announced he is running for President today and bloggers have pointed out that his campaign symbol, a small flame, looks nearly identical to the Logo for the dating app Tinder. Which is appropriate, because in either case you have no idea what you're getting into and it probably won't work out.

British Prime Minister David Cameron is facing criticism from working class voters after he was caught on camera today eating a hot dog with a knife and fork. And he got criticism from wealthy voters because he used a hamburger fork.

A leaked memo from Apple suggests they no longer want long customer lines outside of their stores for new product releases. And they figured out how to solve that problem: they're gonna release a 5000 dollar watch.

A store on Etsy has started selling copies of the Bible's Book of Genesis with the word "God" replaced with "Kanye West." Kanye says the whole thing is crazy. He would never take a day off.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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