Joy Behar Offers 'Top 10 Reasons for Leaving THE VIEW'

On this morning's THE VIEW, Joy Behar borrowed a bit from David Letterman and gave viewers her top 10 reasons for leaving the long-running ABC talk show:

No. 10: "ABC won't let me drink on the air like Hoda and Kathy Lee."

No. 9: "The glare from Bill Geddy's (executive producer) head is giving me migraines."

No. 8: "I have a pathological fear of catching childhood diseases like mumps from Barbara."

No. 7: "Steve (her husband) keeps pressuring me to have a five-way."

No. 6. "The contact high from sitting next to Whoopi keeps giving me the munchies."

No. 5. "I find the constant echo coming from Sherri's cleavage distracting."

4. "My flings with Wolf Blitzer and Regis make a lot of demands on my time."

3. "I'm busy producing a new show for Al Jazeera, 'The Real Housewives of Fallujah County.' "

2. "Like Barbara, I'm developing an unhealthy attraction to Elisabeth."

1. "I finally will have a chance to fulfill my dreams. Going a whole week without putting on a brassiere."

Walters shared her sentiments over the news of Behar's departure, commenting, "It's very bittersweet. I want what's best for you. I want what's best for all of you. I have to say I will miss you."

"I'll miss you too Barbara. Believe me," responded Behar, but confirmed, "I'm not leaving today. Not yet."

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