Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 9/10

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - monologue highlights from last night's broadcast!

Today the New York Times had to issue a correction after it mistakenly referred to Dick Cheney as a former president. Of course, George W. Bush made that same mistake all the time.

A federal investigation has found the Department of HOMELAND Security is "ill-prepared" for a potential disease pandemic. I'm not sure I agree. They did a great job of wiping out Bieber Fever.

Yesterday Mike Tyson traveled to Toronto and met with Mayor Rob Ford. It was a meeting between one of the most dangerous heavyweights ever and Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson and Rob Ford had a meeting. If you'd like to see a transcript of their conversation, just have your cat walk back and forth on your keyboard.

Last week, an IT worker in China was arrested after he accidentally uploaded his personal porn stash onto a jumbotron at a stadium. If you think he was confused, you should've seen the couple they put on the Kiss Cam after that.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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