Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 3/10

Below, watch highlights Late Night with Seth Meyers monologue from last night's broadcast:

Barbie, the world's most famous doll turned 55 on Sunday. And if you ask me that's a little too old to be waking up naked on the stairs every morning. Get your life together, Barbie.

TMZ is reporting that a Johnny Carson sex tape is being shopped to private collectors in Los Angeles. And you can stop calling yourself a "private collector" Joan Rivers, we know it's you.

A new study reveals that parents who spend more time on their smartphones have more negative interactions with their children. While parents who spend LESS time on their smartphones are really mad that they forgot their charger.

NASA's Cassini spacecraft passed by Saturn'slargest moon for the 100th time last week. Said Mrs. Cassini, "can we please just stop and ask for directions?"

A Duke University student who recently revealed that she's doing porn told Piers Morgan that she came up with her stage name by combining the names of Belle from Beauty and the Beast and Amanda Knox. Which might explain the title of her first film, "Be Our Guest... At This Italian Stabbing Murder."

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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