Check Out Quotables from TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON 6/11-6/15

Check Out Quotables from TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON 6/11-6/15:

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 6.11.18

You guys, it's Jurassic World Week here at the show! That's right, "Jurassic World" is a movie about wild creatures trapped on an island - or as Singapore calls that - "A little too close to home."

That's right, tonight in Singapore, Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un finally came face to face. Or in Kim's case, more like face to bellybutton.

But there's a lot riding on this meeting. Last night, Kim spent hours preparing. While at the same time, Trump was in bed waiting for SpongeBob to perform on the Tony's.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 6.12.18

I heard about a man here in New York who dresses up like a Sorcerer, goes up to people on the subway, and grants them wishes. And this is interesting, it turns out people's number one wish is for him to leave them alone.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 6.13.18

Guys, I'm so excited about this -- we have John Travolta on the show tonight! And this weekend is actually the 40thanniversary of the movie "Grease!" To celebrate, President Trump and Kim Jong Un sang a duet of "You're THE ONE That I Want."

Trump got back to the White House today. He walked through the doors and yelled, "I'm home!" - and then remembered he'd fired everyone.

But here's some good news for the president. Tomorrow is his birthday! The White House is filled with balloons, champagne, and streamers. He was flattered, until he realized it was all left over from the party his staff threw when he left for North Korea.

That's right, tomorrow Trump turns 72. But he doesn't tweet a day over 12.

Actually, today it was announced that the U.S. will host the 2026 World Cup with Mexico. Yep, players can either travel from the U.S. to Mexico by plane, or just walk past THE WALL that still won't be built.

And finally, I saw that Uber is working on a new feature that can tell if you're drunk when you request a ride. Here's how it works: If it's 2am and you call an Uber, you're drunk.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 6.14.18

Guys, today is President Trump's 72ndbirthday. Everyone in the White House hid to jump out and yell, "Surprise!" While they were hiding, they were like, "Wait, we found Melania!"

But everyone had a great time celebrating. At one point, the staff brought out a piñata for Trump, but the president just deported it.

Some more political news. In November, people in California will vote on whether they want to break the state up into three smaller states. The states would be Northern California, Southern California and Kardashistan.

Finally, I saw that Applebee's is offering $1 Long Island iced teas for the entire month of June. So if someone tells you they just spent $20 at Applebee's, get them to a hospital.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 6.15.18

Guys, Father's Day is this Sunday! Yep, it's that magical day when you call dad for ten seconds of small talk before he goes, "Hold on - I'll get your mother."

That's right, Father's Day is almost here. But if you forgot about Father's Day, don't worry -- your dad probably forgot too.

To post a comment, you must register and login.