Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 9/28

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

Jeb Bush said last week that Democrats often win the black vote because they tell people "we'll take care of you with free stuff." Whereas Democrats actually win the black vote because Republicans keep saying stuff like that.

Russian President Vladimir Putin also addressed the U.N. General Assembly today. Unfortunately he addressed them as "my future Russians."

A new poll by Wall Street Journal has found that Donald Trump and Dr. Ben Carson are running virtually neck and neck. While Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz are running without necks.

Tom Brady last night became just the fourth quarterback in history to throw for over 400 touchdowns. Which works out to 320, when you adjust for inflation.

Researchers in Singapore are trying to develop a robot that can put together Ikea furniture. But so far it's been unsuccessful because the robot hasn't been able to find its way out of the store yet.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS: Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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