Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS 5/2

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

Below, check out monologue highlights from last night's "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights:

Hillary Clinton today said that she is very aware of the "shortfalls" of her campaign that caused her to lose the election. Specifically, Short Falls, Michigan and Short Falls, Wisconsin.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer today left his daily press briefing without taking questions from reporters. Spicer was apparently too busy taking questions from himself. "Why do I keep doing this? What's wrong with me? Why don't I quit??"

A video surfaced today of a fistfight that broke out between passengers on a flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles. First the airlines stop giving you a meal, then they charge you to check a bag, and now passengers have to physically assault themselves.

Taco Bell will begin selling so-called "Naked Chicken Chips," which are triangular pieces of chicken that are dipped in nacho cheese sauce. And if you eat them they'll be the only naked thing you'll get to enjoy.

A man is honoring his late friend's wish by flushing his ashes down toilets in baseball stadiums across the country. While the Mets are honoring his wish by flushing their season, too.

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