Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 10/9

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

House Republicans announced a sudden postponement to the vote to elect John Boehner's replacement, after Speakership frontrunner Kevin McCarthy declared himself "unfit" for the job. Though I think he just got scared of how difficult that job must be when he found out that John Boehner is 31 years old.

Despite claiming last week that he would have rushed the Oregon shooter to save lives, Dr. Ben Carson yesterday recounted how he was once held up at gunpoint in a Popeye's Chicken and told the gunman, "I believe you want the guy behind the counter." So we know at least one guy who's DEFINITELY not voting for Ben Carson.

Republican presidential hopeful John Kasich made fun of a young woman at a campaign event this week by calling on her for a question and saying, "I'm sorry, I don't have any Taylor Swift tickets." Then this morning, Taylor Swift announced that John Kasich is out of the squad.

Justin Bieber was spotted on the beach in Bora Bora this week walking around completely nude. So if you were on the beach in Bora Bora this week, you saw a dick, and his penis.

An entrepreneur has come out with a new line of condoms named after the phrase "Netflix and Chill." Though it's a lot of pressure, because as soon as you're done, the next one opens automatically.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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