Check Out LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MYERS Monologue Highlights

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

New York City's St. Patrick's Day Parade today hosted it's first ever LGBT participants. Because let's face it, a parade without gays is just people walking in the street.

Americans are expected to drink over 13 million pints of Guinness today. To give you an idea how much beer that is, go outside and look at the sidewalks.

Congressman Aaron Schock has resigned after questions about his use of campaign money to renovate his office to look like a set from Downton Abbey. Although if he's a Downton fan he should've known he'd eventually be killed off.

Pennsylvania police say that Penn State fraternity Kappa Delta Rho ran a private Facebook group for drug sales called "Covert Business Transactions." Which is like trying to hide your porn by putting it in a folder called "people in states of undress."

Actor Vin Diesel announced yesterday his girlfriend has given birth to their third child. Though it's hard to say if it's definitely his because Vin Diesel looks like EVERY baby.

The Associated Press has issued a correction after incorrectly reporting that accused murderer Robert Durst was also the lead singer of the band Limp Bizkit. They apologized, saying they didn't mean to confuse that horrible psychopath with accused murderer Robert Durst

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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