DAVID LETTERMAN's Top Ten 'Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking a One-Way Trip to Mars”

Below, check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking a One-Way Trip to Mars" as presented on the Wednesday, April 24 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

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"Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking a One-Way Trip to Mars"

10. "Should I run this by my wife?"

9. "Will I have to connect through Atlanta?"

8. "How's the cell phone coverage?"

7. "Should I just let Iran send a monkey?"

6. "What exactly do you mean by 'one-way'?"

5. "Can I get the time off from work?"

4. "This ain't one of them Carnival Cruises, right?"

3. "Should I just eat a Mars Bar?"

2. "Do I want to be the first guy not to get laid on two planets?"

1. "Am I overreacting to my first day as a news anchor?"

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