Editor of 'The Onion' Launches New Book, TRUMP'S AMERICA: THE COMPLETE LOSER GUIDE

By: Christina Mancuso Apr. 11, 2016

This new book exposes Trump's secret plans to

Find (and destroy) big foot
Build wall in earth orbit to prevent space alien invasion
Deploy ark-of-the-covenant as weapon of mass-destruction
And a whole lot more . . .

TRUMP'S AMERICA: THE COMPLETE LOSER'S GUIDE (Micro-Publishing Media/Blaffo Books, $19.95), by The Onion's founding editor Scott Dikkers, will be published on April 15, 2016.

Mr. Dikkers wrote the book as a public service to help people thrive over the next eight-years (perhaps many more), and avoid having to attend (and pay for) a Trump University Reeducation Camp. Each copy is worth many billions due to the incredible revelations, advice, and analysis. The book guarantees to turn losers into winners.

According to Mr. Dikkers, "We need to prepare ourselves for the Trumpocalypse. For instance, men need to know when to offer their wives to President Trump; journalists must learn to confirm facts only when President Trump says them at least three different times. Carrying the book with you at all times will significantly reduce the risk of being inconvenienced by detention or deportation. Citizens must ensure every room of the home has a desk copy (in addition to copies of all books written by Donald Trump). Trump Book Clubs will be established everywhere to study TRUMP'S AMERICA: THE COMPLETE LOSER'S GUIDE, and regular attendance and passionate participation will be both mandated by the federal government and a terrific idea."

TRUMP'S AMERICA: THE COMPLETE LOSER'S GUIDE can be purchased from all book sellers, and will be published in audio formats by Brilliance Publishing. Soon, copies will also be available in all known, extinct and future languages, including English.

Books are distributed through IPG and can be obtained at
www.TrumpsAmericabook.com
http://www.ipgbook.com/trump-s-america-products-9781944068165.php?page_id=21
Most retail outlets
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https://www.facebook.com/trumpsamerica/
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SOURCE Micro Publishing Media