UNDERWORLD: Uncanny Valley at The House of Yes

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GREETINGS, HUMAN ENTITIES. You are cordially invited to UNDERWORLD: Uncanny Valley, where quantum fluctuations distort perception and algorithmic anomalies warp time itself. Prepare for an experiential journey through the enigmatic amalgamation of synthetic and biological entities, honey!

+++[DRAG] [PUPPETRY] [PERFORMANCE]+++

DOORS 6:30PM +++ SHOW 7PM

// Initializing sequence: Prepare for the merging of drag divas and puppetry personas, a mesmerizing spectacle that defies categorization. Witness as sequins and strings intertwine in a symphony of uncanny enchantment.

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ENTITIES IDENTIFIED:

- DEV DOEE

- AMYGDALA

- LINDA FELCHER

- BUFFY THE SLUT

- PATY GIRASOLA

- GOITIA STUDIO

- CHEEKS VOILA

- S LAUGHTER

- ODE

HOSTED BY TIRESIAS, ALEXANDER CAMELTOE, & GOD COMPLEX

Participants are encouraged to embrace the unknown, surrendering to the allure of the enigmatic. So, snatch your tickets and get ready to sashay your way through the Uncanny Valley! Can you feel the sparkle already?

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