David Sedaris ever-irreverent and cynical Crumpet returns! The outlandish tale of a Macys elf merrily jingles to life in this holiday cult-classic. Crumpet sarcastically expounds on the talent it takes to juggle tinsel, tearful tots, and not-so-sober Santas at the most wonderful time of the year. With 75 minutes of follicking (and not so politically-correct) fun, this laugh-til-you-spill-your-cocktail evening will delight adult elves who like it more naughty than nice.Performance Schedule: Wednesday-Thursday at 7:30 p.m. | Friday-Saturday at 6:30 & 9:00 p.m. | Sunday at 7:30 p.m. (No performance on Wednesday, December 25)
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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Gaslight Baker Theatre (12/6 - 12/21) | |
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It's a Wonderful Life
Penfold Theatre Company (12/13 - 12/28) | |
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Holiday Heroes
ZACH Theatre (12/7 - 12/21) | |
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Peter and The Starcatcher
Bastrop Opera House (8/1 - 8/10) | |
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Clue
Bass Concert Hall (1/14 - 1/19) | |
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Come from Away
Bass Concert Hall (1/4 - 1/5) | |
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She Was Here
Austin Playhouse (West Campus) (1/17 - 2/9) | |
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Come From Away (Non-Equity)
Bass Concert Hall (1/4 - 1/5) | |
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