David Sedaris’ ever-irreverent and cynical Crumpet is baaaack! The outlandish tale of a Macy’s elf merrily jingles to life in the intimate Whisenhunt at ZACH Theatre. In this holiday cult-classic, Crumpet sarcastically expounds on the talent it takes to juggle tinsel, tearful tots, and not-so-sober Santas during what is hailed as the most wonderful time of the year. 75 minutes of rollicking (and not so politically-correct) fun, this laugh-‘til-you-spill-your-cocktail evening will delight adult elves who like it more naughty than nice!
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UTNT (UT New Theatre)
Texas Theatre and Dance (2/28 - 3/9) | |
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Tick, Tick...Boom!
TexARTS (2/14 - 3/2) | |
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EQUINOX
Texas Theatre and Dance (3/5 - 3/9) | |
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Pride and Prejudice
Gaslight Baker Theatre (2/14 - 3/2) | |
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Ordinary Days
Penfold Theatre Company (2/7 - 3/1) | |
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Hamilton (Angelica Company)
Bass Concert Hall (3/25 - 4/6) | |
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Tick Tick Boom
TexARTS (2/14 - 3/2) | |
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The Long Christmas Ride Home
Austin Community College Drama Department (2/21 - 3/2) | |
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Funny Girl
Bass Concert Hall (3/4 - 3/9) | |
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