ComedIan Rosemary Cipriano returns to the United Solo Theatre Festival as an Encore performer with the world premiere of Even Olympians Have Asthma. After a three-show run of Bestseller, Shit., Cipriano still has too much to say.
She doesn't leave her apartment without three things: her wallet, her keys, and her inhaler. In this hilarious new show, Cipriano explores the meaning of life, liberty, and the pursuit of sugar daddies. Anyone with a Tinder profile can relate: it's a classic story of boys-meet-girl with no second date in sight. Even Olympians Have Asthma is all but one millennial's journey to try to afford brunch in New York City.
Tickets, with a price of $35.00 (which includes a $2.25 theatre restoration charge) are available at Theatre Row box office, 410 West 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036, as well as over the phone at 212.239.6200 and online at telecharge.com
Director - Nicole Cusick, previous credits include Pinkalicious (Adventure Theatre) Lighting Designer - Tyler Dubuc, previous NYC credits include Cheesecake Girl (Royal Family Productions)
Rosemary Cipriano is a writer, actor, and comedian who studied improvisation at Upright Citizens Brigade and performs with a rag tag group of funny people on the improv team, Baxter. When she's not making people laugh with her, she's making people laugh at her. Cipriano is still paying off her student loans for her B.A. in Theatre Arts from American University. Her funnies can be seen on Medium, The Haven, and Funny or Die. She livetweets Harry Potter Weekend on Freeform at @rosiecip.
2017 United Solo, the world's largest solo theatre festival, currently in its 8th year, will present 120 shows from six continents at Theatre Row: 410 West 42nd Street, New York City. TICKETS, with a price of $35 (plus a $2.25 theatre restoration charge) are available at Theatre Row box office, 410 West 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036, as well as over the phone at 212.239.6200 and online at telecharge.com. More details can be found at www.unitedsolo.org
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