THE BACHELOR: ROMANCE, ROSES AND ROMANCE Returns to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, 3/7

The Bachelor: Romance, Roses, and Romance returns to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th Street) at 9:30pm on Wednesday, March 7 and 8pm on Thursday, March 22.

It’s down to the top five on ABC's The Bachelor and, as Ryan decides who will get a rose and who will get sent home, the women and Ryan deal with romance, fires, broken engagements, romance, the dulcet tones of Five For Fighting, fast casual Italian restaurants, romance, children, and romance.

Tickets are $5, which includes admission toThe Bachelor: Romance, Roses, and Romance and one other show: This Is Not A Sketch Show on March 3 and Pangea 3000: 12 Years of Hard Work on March 22. Reservations may be made here.

The Bachelor: Romance, Roses, and Romance stars Nicole Byer (Doppelganger, Fambly, Mr. Crime), Jocelyn DeBoer (Onassis, CollegeHumor), Tim Dunn (Animal Planet’s Pet-o-Rama, Brad Sacks Gets a Hand Job), Morgan Grace Jarrett (Today Show, Vag Magazine, Oh My God, I Heard You’re Dying), Cody Lindquist (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, CollegeHumor), Kate Riley (Gossip Girl,Onion News Network), and Justin Tyler (Comedy Central) and was written by Caitlin Bitzegaio (Vag Magazine, ESPN, MTV) and Leila Cohan-Miccio (Vag Magazine, Pig: A Restaurant). Beth Appel (Brad Sacks Gets a Hand Job, This Is Not A Sketch Show) directs.